If Your Car Were A Classic Movie Monster…

Car problems are scary. Often times, they end up costing large sums of money and impede your normal routine significantly. As such, here are some of the common types of car problems, as re-imagined by classic monster tropes. As always, if you have a problem make sure...

What Would the Villain Drive?

A Look at Some of Cinema’s Best Bad Guys and What They Should Drive Halloween is the time for all things creepy, scary, spooky, and unnerving. Because of that, we are going to take a good long look at the bad guys, boogeymen, and villains that have terrified us, then...

Used Car Review – 2003 Hummer H2

Image Courtesy: Wikipedia   AKA: America’s Gas Guzzling, Underpowered Zombie Car In 1998, at the height of the politically correct 90’s, AMC sold the naming rights of the Hummer to GM. The resulting designs, plopped right on top of proven GM frames and...

How to Use Surfwrench

We’ve said it once; we’ll say it again. There are two rules to owning a car: Rule #1: If you own a car, it will break. Rule #2: There is nothing you can do about Rule #1. We can’t tell you how, where, and what will break on your car, but our technicians can help you...

Used Car Review – 2001 Oldsmobile Alero

“We are the walking dead.”- Rick Grimes What is a zombie car? Unfortunately it is not a shambling corpse of a vehicle that never needs gas and likes mauling and consuming other properly working cars (this would be freaking awesome). No, instead a zombie car refers to...